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Obi Wan Can’t Remember


SWLukeNObiOne

Use the Force, Larry!


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There’s still more hope for us!

Look for my second collection, WILLOW BLUE and Other Stories
Five critically acclaimed tales featuring my literary twist on Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem! $8.00 for the paperback, $1.99 for the kindle reader or app. As always, buy the paperback from Amazon and get the kindle free!

I hope you have more room

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Hoping for still more?

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself as well as Ray Bradbury, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, and many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.


MILLENNIUM


SadWeirdAlSing to the tune of Rob Zombie’s DRAGULA

MILLENNIUM
Leia’s back again, afraid of Kylo Ren
Different shades of Force, that’s the same of course
Chewie’s back and how, lookin’ younger now
Han is old and gray, guess he’ll stay that way

Light up your saber
and fight off the labor
of clones chasing after my
Millennium

Light up your saber
and fight off the labor
of clones chasing after my
Millennium

Han has got to say, a thing to Finn and Rey
Is it truth or con? Ask Poe Dameron
Artoo and Threepio, some scavenger called Teedo
Ackbar and Kanata, I didn’t say Canada

Light up your saber
and fight off the labor
of clones chasing after my
Millennium

Light up your saber
and fight off the labor
of clones chasing after my
Millennium

A-Skywalker’s here somewhere
A-Skywalker’s here somewhere
We’re not sure what’s going on

Abrams says this is great, said that of SUPER 8
More stupid Star Trek Flares, think the guy’s unawares?
Snoke, Hux, and San Tekka, and a Captain Phasma
Hoping they’ll raise the bar, oh crap another Death Star

A-Skywalker’s here somewhere
A-Skywalker’s here somewhere
We’re not sure what’s going on

A-Skywalker’s here somewhere
A-Skywalker’s here somewhere
We’re not sure what’s going on

Light up your saber
and fight off the labor
of clones chasing after my
Millennium

Light up your saber
and fight off the labor
of clones chasing after my
Millennium

Light up your saber
and fight off the labor
of clones chasing after my
Millennium

Parody by E.C. McMullen Jr.

Sad Weird Al meme by Bill Cassinelli


PerpetualBulletPB2014You won’t find any Star Wars fantasy in my book
PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection
It’s a trove of critically acclaimed, previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
By E.C. McMullen Jr.
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $2.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, !ndigo, iTunes, KoboBooks, Smashwords, WHSmith, and more).

Also look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt and available in Paperback and eBook.

Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Ray Bradbury, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, E.C. McMullen Jr. and many more, in the two volume film making guidebooks, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream (Vol. 1 & 2).