I got a call from New York.
On the message they left I could make out my somewhat enunciated name and the number I should call back. The rest of the message was the worst mangling of the English language I’d ever heard in my life!
It was like someone with a mouthful of marbles trying to speak to me while gargling: Fully unintelligible.
Minutes later they called back a second time, sounded like the same person, again enunciating my name and the phone number I should call, and obliterating everything else.
I can’t even guess at the accent: Anything from German to Pakistani.
It’s actually angered me so much that I blocked their freaking number.
Gargling at me with a mouthful of marbles? How DARE you speak to me that way?
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