Yeah, but Luke always did things his own way.
When Yoda told Luke to stay out of the fight, don’t face Vader, and maybe let his friends die, Luke basically said, “Jedi’s aren’t cowards. See ya!” And took off with R2D2 to do exactly what he wanted. And why? Because Obi Wan always told Luke to “Trust his feelings”.
Join us now as Luke’s X-Wing takes off, leaving behind a clearly perturbed Yoda, who snarls,
“Why Sith that Lord of son! Think he is, who does?”
Obi Yawn materializes saying,
“… Ahh… Nope. I… I’m sorry, what?”
Yoda, shaking with rage,
“Think who does he is? Jedi Me Long Before his lineage was!”
“Oh… the curt dressing down he gave you. Yes, that was… hmm. That’s certainly him.”
“Too his father like! Much anger I sense!”
“I’d say more naive, overconfident, and a bit arrogant. Well, that’s what destroying a Death Star on your own will do to you.”
“No! NO! Much in him Anger Sensing! GRRR! ANGER!”
“Okay, Master Yoda. Although in fairness, you never took out a moon-size Death Star. Not so much as a tugboat”
“Hm! HM! Matters not!”
“Yes, well. Anyway, that boy is our last hope.”
“No, there is another.”
“Ho! You didn’t mangle that sentence, did you? But you can’t be talking about Leia.”
“One of these cold swamp stones has more human compassion than her. Leia saw her home planet blown to dust, billions of her people, their history, everything wiped out, and in minutes she was over it like that!”
Obi tries to snap his fingers.
several times, but fails.
Yoda sighs deeply. “Ghost you are, remember? Physical not.”
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