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IF SOMEONE HAS MORE…


If A PERSON HAS MORE

Satire on the “If Someone Has More Than Me” meme-

If A Man has a House Stacked to the Ceiling with Newspapers, We Call Him Crazy

If A Woman has a Trailer House full of Cats, We Call Her Nuts

When People Pathologically Hoard so much Cash that they Impoverish Others, We put them on the cover of Fortune Magazine and pretend they are Role Models

If Someone has a House Stacked to the Ceiling with Books, Ok, Where ever this is going, I Think I’m Being Insulted!

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Kelli’s Ghost Story


Kelli is my two year old niece, going on three, and I’m her favorite Uncle.

I’ve read to her since before she could talk. Books and being read to is part of her upbringing.

Whenever we read to Kelli from a children’s book, we encourage interaction by asking her to describe the pictures.
When Kelli wants to tell me a story, she expects that same verbal interaction from me, otherwise I’m not paying attention, right?

She knows her Uncle and knows I like scary stories, so today…

Kelli: “Uncle want to hear a story?”
Me: “Sure.”
Kelli: “It’s a spooky story!”
Me: “Ooh! Okay.”
Kelli: “Once was a scary ghost! RAARRR!!!”
Me: “Whoa!”
Kelli: “But they’re no ghosts.”
Me: “Oh.”
Kelli: “But this ghost was real!”
Me: “Whoa!”
Kelli: “That’s weird, huh?”
Me: “Yeah.”
Kelli: “This ghost was afraid of SNAKES!”
Me: “Huh!”
Kelli: (shaking her head No) “He couldn’t scare snakes.”
Me: “Ah!”
Kelli: “… and …”
Me: ” … ”
Kelli: “And … The End.”
Me: “That was a good one.”

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Kelli gets into character


wb2016Read to your loved ones from my book,
WILLOW BLUE.
It’s my second collection of critically acclaimed Supernatural and Drama Thriller short stories with all of the Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem, you’ve come to expect (or should by now). Available in paperback for $8.00 or in Kindle for only $1.99. Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free! The tales will last you longer than latte!

Want more? Buy

PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection.
It’s a veritable trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller tales – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, !ndigo, iTunes, KoboBooks, Smashwords, WHSmith, and more).
Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free!

Crave still more?

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself, as well as  John Carpenter, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, also the late  Ray Bradbury, Wes Craven, plus many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.


Marilyn Monroe and her Books


Marilyn Monroe: Her Books weren’t perky.

MarilynMonroeWhen will we Learn, people?

Perky BooksAll books are beautiful because it’s what’s inside that counts.

It’s okay to cry. You’ve earned it.


PerpetualBulletPB2014Want more? Get my book
PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection
A trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
By E.C. McMullen Jr.
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, !ndigo, iTunes, KoboBooks, Smashwords, WHSmith, and more).

Also look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt and available in Paperback and eBook.

Looking for a great guidebook on filmmaking? Interviews with Ray Bradbury, Wes Craven, John Carpenter, Tom Holland, George A. Romero, me, and many others in HORROR 201: The Silver Scream Vol.’s 1 & 2.