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Sing to the tune of Rob Zombie’s DRAGULA

MILLENNIUM
Leia’s back again, afraid for Kylo Ren
Different shades of Force, that’s the same of course
Chewie’s back and how, lookin’ younger now
Han is old and gray, guess he’ll stay that way

Light up your saber
and fight off the labor
of clones chasing after my
Millennium

Han has got to say, a thing to Finn and Rey
Is it truth or con? Ask Poe Dameron
Artoo and Threepio, some scavenger called Teedo
Ackbar and Kanata, I didn’t say Canada

Light up your saber
and fight off the labor
of clones chasing after my
Millennium

A-Skywalker’s here somewhere
A-Skywalker’s here somewhere
We’re not sure what’s going on

Abrams says this is great, said that of SUPER 8
More stupid Star Trek Flares, think the guy’s unawares?
Snoke, Hux, and San Tekka, and a Captain Phasma
Hoping they’ll raise the bar, oh crap another Death Star

A-Skywalker’s here somewhere
A-Skywalker’s here somewhere
We’re not sure what’s going on

Light up your saber
and fight off the labor
of clones chasing after my
Millennium

Parody by E.C. McMullen Jr.

Sad Weird Al meme by Bill Cassinelli

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