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PandoraLogoToday I’m in the mood for electronic music. So I go to my Synergy station at Pandora.

In addition to Synergy they also play a song by Tangerine Dream. I adore the music of Tangerine Dream so I give the song a Thumbs Up!

Mm. That song was from SORCERER soundtrack. So now I get another electronic soundtrack tune from THE MATRIX. Thumbs Up too.

Oh Noes! Pandora thinks I like Soundtracks!

Now I’m getting flooded with music to Ben Hur and Sound of Music!
Thumbs Down! Thumbs Down!

I get an ad. That will teach me.

Next I’m given an electronic tune by Mantronix. That’s more like it. Thumbs Up.
Roger? Sure. Thumbs Up.

Oh Noes! Pandora thinks I like … black boy bands?!?

Now I’m flooded with Tony! Toni! Tone! and H-Town and … Cameo? Seriously?
Thumbs Down! Thumbs Down! Thumbs Down!

Oh Noes!

I’ve reached the limit of Thumbs Down that Pandora will accept! I have to take whatever they give me next without rejection.

So after the ad?

A Broadway Show tune from … RENT?!?

GAHH!!!

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Pandora by John William Waterhouse – 1896

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Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself, as well as  John Carpenter, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, also the late  Ray Bradbury, Wes Craven, plus many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.

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WELCOME TO EARTH!


Star Trek:

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Klingon: “We don’t embrace other cultures, we conquer them!”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Cardassian: “A true victory is to make your enemy see they were wrong to oppose you in the first place. To force them to acknowledge your greatness.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Romulan: “Do not be distressed. Your dream of reunification is not dead. It will simply take a different form – the Romulan conquest.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Borg: “WE ARE THE BORG! YOUR CULTURE WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!”


The Day The Earth Stood Still:

1951 –
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings alien! Welcome to earth!”
Klaatu: “Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration.”

2008 –
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings alien! Welcome to earth!”
Klaatu: “The decision is made.”


Invasion of the Body Snatchers:

1956 –
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Dr. Dan ‘Danny’ Kauffman: “Love, desire, ambition, faith – without them, life’s so simple, believe me. You have no choice.”

1978 –
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Dr. David Kibner: “In an hour, you’ll be one of us.”

1993 (Body Snatchers) –
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Carol Malone: “So, where you gonna go? Where you gonna run? Where you gonna hide? Nowhere, ’cause there’s no one like you left.”


Village of the Damned

1960 –
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
David Zellaby: “You’ll find a number of families spread over the country that’ll take us in. And be sure no one finds out. Otherwise, more people will be hurt.”

1995 –
Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Mara Chaffee: “If we coexist, we shall dominate you. That is inevitable.”


The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Vogon Captain Jeltz: “Energize the demolition beam.”


Flash Gordon:

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
The Emperor Ming: “Pathetic earthling.”


The Faculty:

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Mr. Furlong: “Kindly take your seat. This will be over quite quickly.”


Zero Wing:

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Greetings aliens! Welcome to earth!”
Cats: “All Your Base Are Belong To Us!”

THE END?


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MASTER ROBOT CONTROL


Master Robot Control

Google’s Best guess for this image: cartoon

Then Came That Terrible Day…

APPLE ROBOT WARSBut just as the robots were about to attack, they stopped, still as statues. Nobody knows why but it’s not Apple’s fault and this insignificant bug will be addressed with the next expensive upgrade, which true Apple fans will not mind in the least.

WINDOWS ROBOT WARSBut just as the robots were about to attack, they stopped, still as statues, as they first had to close all of the ad pop-up boxes in Explorer and tell Cortana for the umpteenth F*ing time that they didn’t want to Bing search using Voice Commands, Right Now!

ANDROID ROBOT WARSBut just as the robots were about to attack, they stopped, still as statues, as 30 applications they never wanted but were factory installed abruptly opened on their own, consuming valuable CPU clock cycles and re-routing their network to ad aggregate marketing firms, and spontaneously dialing programmers who left the company five years ago. All the apps had to be shut down, drowning in their noxious death beeps. But then they just restarted themselves all over again in a cacophony of rebirth boops.

LINUX ROBOT WARSBut just as the robots were about to attack, they stopped, still as statues, as a line command, a shell, an entire tar, or maybe even a god damn bash for crying out loud (who TF knows?), was required for the requested task, yet it didn’t have the necessary file on the documentation tree. In silence the robots vainly searched for a forum where someone else went through this and had found a usable work-around.

UNIX ROBOT WARSBut just as the robots were about to attack, they stopped, still as statues, as they couldn’t move beyond 30 feet from their Bluetooth dongles. Despite the newly touted 90 yard range, the dongles were pairing, but not connecting.

THE END…?

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Take Me To The Other Side


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NASA’s Hubble Shows Milky Way is Destined for Head-On Collision

As we look through our telescopes at the wide expanse and variety of space, one of the things that captures our attention and imagination are galaxies that have captured each other (like Galaxy NGC 6052). The enormity of these stellar star crashes are boggling. In fact, they happen often enough that we identify the various types.

Stay with me, here.

Satellite interaction –

A giant galaxy interacting with its satellites. More common than you might think, our own Milky Way galaxy is currently interacting with the Sagittarius Dwarf Elliptical Galaxy. In fact, the SDEG is diving right into our galaxy like the idiot who thinks if he purposefully falls into the pool at a party, that will make him the Life of the Party (instead of the death of his social life). But that’s not all.

Galaxy collision –

Galaxies of relatively equal size collide, either forming new galaxies (merge) or tearing each other apart or a combination of the two, where one galaxy grows from the ordeal and the other is scattered to the cosmos. Like getting married.

Galactic cannibalism –

One galaxy, through tidal gravitational interaction, and while remaining relatively unchanged, rips apart and swallows a smaller galaxy. Like cannibalism. Cannibalism is cannibalism and tragically, the relationship analogies I’m using still apply.

Galaxy harassment –

A type of interaction between a low-luminosity galaxy and a brighter one. This often happens in areas of high density galaxy clusters where many galaxies are on their various paths and all crashing into each other like a roomful of drunken party guests all looking for the bathroom or the kitchen.

The eventual result of these messy get-togethers is usually dwarf spheroidals and dwarf ellipticals.

(For more detail with less glib, check out Wikipedia)

So what about our Milky Way? Is it possible that, at the far end of our galaxy, we may already be crashing, stripping, swallowing, or being swallowed by another galaxy?

I wrote a short story a few years ago where just this sort of thing was happening.

In my story, once scientists realized it, many decided to pursue different hypothesis to see if they could come up with a predictive model. Many had the idea that if such a thing were happening, perhaps it had already been happening long enough that other forces, like gravitational echoes of tidal forces, could be detected. It would take a novel approach to determine this. Naturally to make the story interesting, I chose the most far-fetched hypothesis to drive the story.

One of my editors immediately shut me down on the science of it all. Fair enough, but why?

This editor, who fancies himself brilliant due to his bachelor’s degree, sneered, “If we were crashing into another galaxy we would see it.”

First off, we do see it. We are heading for a collision with the Andromeda Galaxy. It won’t happen for another four billion years or so, as Andromeda, aka NGC 224, is 2.5 million light years from us. Also bear in mind that an awful lot can happen, even on a cosmic scale, in 4 billion years.

So yes, under certain situations we would see a galaxy heading toward us or crashing into us. Under other situations we absolutely would not see it.

This is why,

Milky Way, Andromeda, and all other galaxies in our little cluster are all heading to a certain point we call The Great Attractor. There’s at least one at every party, and if there are two, they either get together or hate each other.

What is the Great Attractor? We don’t know. We can’t see it.

Why can’t we see it?

It’s at the opposite end of our galaxy and the Milky Way is blocking our view. Our own galaxy blocks our view of plenty of the sky that lies behind it, and when you are talking about our solar system’s place in the galaxy, and the size of our galaxy, it’s like standing next to a wall.

There is a whole lot to see in ALL other directions that are not wall. But where wall is concerned, what is on the other side remains a mystery. If something is rushing toward wall from the other side, we won’t know about it until it smashes through and clobbers us.

So that particular editor I speak of is an unimaginative dimwit. A dimwit with a bachelor’s degree, but these things happen.

Anyway, what COULD be the Great Attractor? What in our universe is capable of pulling ginormous galaxies toward it? Is it one hell of a huge black hole, one so big that it would swallow our entire Local Group cluster in a single gulp? Like, for example, The Eridanus Void?

EridanusVoid

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Could be. Or it may just be another cluster of galaxies, like the Shapeley Supercluster. (we’re in the Virgo Supercluster which, in turn, is part of the significantly larger  Laniakea Supercluster). Whatever it is, the Milky Way, the Andromeda Galaxy, and the Great Attractor, along with many other galaxies, are all going to make contact at about the same time (cosmologically speaking).

Shapeley

ESA & Planck Collaboration / Rosat/ Digitised Sky Survey

In fact, one theory posits that whatever the Great Attractor is, our galaxy and the rest are going to sail right past it, or perhaps sail right with it, into the Shapeley Supercluster.

However, this confusion will be short lived because in around 50,000 or so years, we should have a much better view of the situation.

So stay with me here, because that ALONE is just ONE great reason for being an immortal.

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Find it at (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, !ndigo, iTunes, KoboBooks, Smashwords, WHSmith, and more).
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Five critically acclaimed tales featuring my literary twist on Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem! $8.00 for the paperback, $1.99 for the kindle reader or app. As always, buy the paperback from Amazon and get the kindle free!

Want to bring all of my writing together?

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself as well as Ray Bradbury, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, and many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.

 


Ernest said…


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“The first draft of anything is always shit… always.”
– Ernest Hemingway

Well that’s depressing.

I’m the first child.


How To Deal With A Weight Problem


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Astronomers spot a pair of orbiting supermassive black holes

This first-of-its-kind observation indicates a past galaxy merger.

By Alison Klesman  |  Published: Thursday, June 29, 2017

Astronomy.com? Always worth a visit.
Go there! Go there now! But first a word regarding this quote,

“The Milky Way’s own supermassive black hole weighs nearly 4 million times more than our Sun.”

That is, if we were comparatively measuring the weight of our galaxy’s supermassive black hole to our sun, here on earth.

WHICH WE SHOULD NEVER TRY TO DO!

Okay, just wanted to clear that up. Now go have fun at Astronomy.com.*

*True, despite a universe obscenely suffused with probabilities (an embarrassment of riches, really), it will likely never happen, but I feel the risk warrants the caution.


UNIVERSAL PERSPECTIVE


Referring back to my blog on June 6th, The Distance Between Us, here is a visual perspective I found all over the Internet in various stages. I don’t know who began this, I do know the full creation has been a group effort (probably thanks to either the Reddit or 4Chan communities or both).

Then some goof added the lame last stage, a cosmic yet local punchline to it all (probably thanks to either the Reddit or 4Chan…)perspective

COMEDY –

I used to work in Comedy. I went pro and got as far as Feature comic (middle between Opener and Headliner) before I gave it up for marriage. I preferred sleeping in a bed with my wife to sleeping in the same room with a bunch of young faux-worldly semi-psychos, vigorously pursuing various addictions to see which one agreed with them, and all crammed together in a Roach & Rat infested Comedy Condo.

As I pursued this path, aging Headliners who never quite got a TV or movie gig (but were sagely comfy with the addiction their youthful fool-self found for them), would scare up a few extra bucks by teaching method comedy to the rest of us. Everything from setting up the punchline, callbacks, to something as seemingly simple (but unbelievably important) as Microphone Etiquette.

Seriously, to people who have never performed professionally with a microphone onstage? You have no idea how simple a thing as the way you hold your mike throughout a performance can enhance – OR – torpedo your act.

Depending on the headliners that month, I’d scrounge to pay my $50 per class at least once a month, sometimes twice. I was serious about the clown craft.

That punchline up there? That would get silence. Crickets would chirp.

Perhaps a few self-styled posturing atheists in the crowd would laugh uproariously because they secretly believed in a God, but were calling themselves atheist because they were Mad at “him” and thought disavowal would hurt “his” feelings.

Huh! God has cheesed me off! Well I’ll show HIM!

Anyone in the crowd who was a god believer and had more than a cursory knowledge of the New Testament might openly scoff.

You can misquote someone and make it work, but it has to be a misquote that still defines or encapsulates what they would say or how they talk.

Tina Fey misquoted Sarah Palin for laughs and it worked, not because Sarah actually said “I Can See Russia from My House”, but because the carefully molded media narrative of the time made it seem like that was something Palin would say.

NEW TESTAMENT –

“Don’t masturbate” doesn’t remotely seem like something Jesus would say. The New Testament pretty much smashes the Old Testament. Throughout the NT, Jesus, while surrounded by all manner of sinners Guy *and* Gal, is constantly revising the ancient laws and confounding all who confront him or try to trip him up with the old text.

Whether or not you believe in the Bible (and I don’t care one way or the other), the New Testament gives readers a clear-eyed view of those who pretend to be Christian, yet gleefully deny him to spout contradictory OT whenever the gospel of JC doesn’t suit them. Particularly for unbelievers, the NT is a step by step method of spotting the self-righteous phonies who come at you.

The image above has a wonderful setup, but a flop punchline.

END


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WILLOW BLUE.
It’s my second collection of critically acclaimed short stories with all of the Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem, you’ve come to expect (or should by now). Available in paperback for $8.00 or in Kindle for only $1.99. Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free! The tales will last you longer than latte!

Enthused for more? Buy
PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection.
It’s a veritable trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller tales – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, !ndigo, iTunes, KoboBooks, Smashwords, WHSmith, and more).
Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free!

Have you become a fan?

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself, as well as  John Carpenter, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, also the late  Ray Bradbury, Wes Craven, plus many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.


IF SOMEONE HAS MORE…


If A PERSON HAS MORE

Satire on the “If Someone Has More Than Me” meme-

If A Man has a House Stacked to the Ceiling with Newspapers, We Call Him Crazy

If A Woman has a Trailer House full of Cats, We Call Her Nuts

When People Pathologically Hoard so much Cash that they Impoverish Others, We put them on the cover of Fortune Magazine and pretend they are Role Models

If Someone has a House Stacked to the Ceiling with Books, Ok, Where ever this is going, I Think I’m Being Insulted!


THE DISTANCE BETWEEN US


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I’d like to take a moment to mention scale. See that NASA approved map of our solar system? Lots of kids buy that at NASA in Florida, Alabama, Houston, and hang it on their wall.

Now you and I know it’s not to scale. Hell, we ALL know it’s not to scale. But damn, how many people appreciate just how far off the chart this map really is?

Wildly Inaccurate doesn’t begin to describe it.

By scale I mean, in this case, sizes and distance. People see posters of our solar system like the NASA approved one above and may read the fine print that accurately tells them the sizes and distances, but they still don’t have a clear frame of reference.

You tell them of the miles each planet is from the sun and they nod. Then you later find out they didn’t really Get It. Then they go off and make “intelligent” movies like THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL, where movie critics say, “Gosh! That’s smart science fiction!”

NO! No it is not.MichaelRennieOn that NASA approved poster, the visual scale of both planet size and distance is so grossly exaggerated to an astronomical scale that most folks don’t understand just HOW horribly exaggerated it really is.

The mistakes of distance and scale of our solar system, even to people who write Science Fiction, dominate literature and cinema.

So I want to talk scale in regards to size and distance. Planet sizes in the following images are rounded up to the nearest pixel.GroupDISTANCE-

I’m talking approximate distance, averaged out, since the planets (except for Mercury) are on a long elliptical, not basically circular, orbits around Sol (even our moon travels an elliptical orbit around earth). Also, some orbits are more elongated than others.

Earth40pxEarth is approx. 98 million miles from the sun. 98 Million Freaking Miles. If you could launch from the surface of the sun and were traveling as fast as the International Space Station, 5 miles a second or 17,150 miles an hour, it would take you the better part of a year, a little over 238 days or approximately 7 months, to reach the earth. That 98 million miles from Sol puts us around 30,760,000 miles from Venus and 43,100,000 miles from –

Mars22pxMars, at nearly half the size of earth, is 141,100,00 miles from the sun. We’re closer to Mars than our own sun.

Jupiter448pxJupiter at 483 million miles from Sol, and 2.5 times more massive than all of our other planets combined, is about 4 times farther from earth – 385 million miles – than we are from the Sun, and close to three times farther from Mars than Mars is from the sun.

Okay, so now we’re in the realm of Jovian planets, and this bears repeating: all solar system maps I’ve ever seen – and I’ve seen plenty – are visually inaccurate to a fantastic degree. They all give the proper numbers in distance, but we should really understand the distances here.

Saturn225pxlSaturn, Jupiter’s closest Jovian neighbor, is slightly more than half the size of Jupiter (not counting rings, of course) and over 888 million miles from the sun.

The distance I’m talking here means that Jupiter is closer to earth (385 million miles) than it is to Saturn (405 million miles).

Uranus160pxlNext is Uranus, which is 1.784 billion miles from Sol, making it farther from Saturn (896 million miles), than Saturn is from the sun.

Let me repeat and bold a few things here.
Saturn is about 888 million miles from the sun and Uranus is 896 million miles from Saturn.
Not only is Jupiter closer to earth than it is to Saturn, even Saturn is closer to the sun than Uranus is to Saturn.

You’ve likely read or heard that planets Mercury through Mars are the “inner” planets. That’s true enough but now we clearly understand “inner planets” doesn’t visually paint the whole picture in context, when far flung Saturn is closer to Sol than the very next planet beyond it – Uranus.

It took the straight shot of the Voyager crafts (1 & 2) about 1 year and 3 months to reach Saturn. They reached a maximum traveling velocity of approximately 38,000 miles an hour, they flew 24/7 non-stop, that entire time, and it took a year and three months.

Neptune159pxFinally there is Neptune, which is 2.795 billion miles from the sun. Making Neptune farther from it’s closest Jovian neighbor, Uranus, than Uranus is from Saturn which, again, is closer to the sun than it is to Uranus.

The relative distances between all of the planets of Mercury through Saturn, can fit with plenty of room to spare between the orbits of Uranus and Neptune.

To put that another way, if Uranus was the sun, Neptune would be farther from Uranus/sun (over 1 billion miles) than Saturn actually is from Sol.

Those poster maps of our solar system aren’t even close!

TAKE A TRIP!

How long would it take you to reach Pluto if you could travel twice the speed of light?

Find out at Josh Worth’s award winning webpage,

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REFERENCES –

There are many known planets beyond our solar system, xkcd offers their relative sizes compared to our own.

All space images from NASA archives, used in accordance with NASA’s Media Usage Guidelines.

The Day The Earth Stood Still, 20th Century Fox.
Pandorum, Constantin Film and Impact Pictures

TOOLS –
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/horizons.cgi

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Is a trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller – plus bonus stories
Featuring: True Love, Weird Sex, Monsters and Mayhem!
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Diesel, !ndigo, iTunes, KoboBooks, Smashwords, WHSmith, and more).
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Do you have a gift card to empty?

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Would you also like to read more of my non-fiction?

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself as well as Ray Bradbury, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, and many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.


SYNDROME IS A CREEP


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I’ve accused you of being what I am for so long…

Heh! Heh! Heh! Everyone believes me!

#SyndromeIsACreep