SCIENCE! Whether you Believe it or Not!


Aliens May Well Exist in a Parallel Universe, New Studies Find

By Brandon Specktor, Senior Writer
Should the search for alien life in our universe come up empty-handed, it might be worth checking in on a neighboring universe instead.

AliensScientists don’t know if Parallel Universes exist, and have no reason to think they do. But if they do exist – and nobody is saying that – then they have to match a certain criteria to support Life As We Know It.

Sooo … bored and having nothing better to do to earn his government paycheck, Pascal Elahi, a research fellow at the University of Western Australia, had a go with a computer simulation and his D&D Dungeon Master sheet of entirely made up crap regarding what elements (spells, health potions, armor) may exist in the magical wonderland of Parallel Universes, and the computer model came back with “HELLS YEAH there’s GOD DAMN life in Parallel Motherfucking UNIVERSES, bitch!”

A round of drinks later and there we are. And the science is true whether you believe it or not, thus sayeth Neil deGrasse Tyson​.

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Lucky for you, my book
PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection
Exists in This Universe!
It’s a veritable trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller tales – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (AmazonBarnes & NobleiTunes,
KoboBooksSmashwordsWHSmith, and more).
Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free!

There is Another System,

Buy WILLOW BLUE. It’s my second collection of critically acclaimed Supernatural and Drama Thriller short stories with all of the Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem, you’ve come to expect (or should by now). Available in paperback for $8.00 or in Kindle for only $1.99. Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free! The tales will last you longer than latte!

Each book is its own Universe!

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself, as well as  John Carpenter, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray,  the late  Ray Bradbury and Wes Craven, plus many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.

 

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The Favorite Uncle


Over time the children have learned that I’m not the uncle who brings gifts and to *Never* ask me in front of family, thinking I’ll be cornered by their judgement.

Niece: “Oh! Uncle Eddie! You know what you can get me for my Birthday?!?”
Me: “Some mouthwash?”bartender

Bad For Business


A while back when I lived in California, I’d visit a distant used media store whenever I was in that area. The used CDs were usually in the $5 range.

Sometimes I’d buy something, but usually I just browsed.

Eventually the owner asked if I was looking something specific so I told him. I mentioned in passing that I’d been searching for a while.

He said he’d keep an eye out for it.

Time passed and I found the CD at a yard sale for a quarter.

Eventually I made my way back to that side of town and visited the store.

The owner was happy to see me, went in back, and returned with the CD I’d long looked for. It was in good condition, though not as good as the copy I’d already bought.
He had a round price sticker on the case: $80.
He wanted $80 bucks for this CD.

His big grin fell when I told him that I already bought it elsewhere.

“You’re kidding!” he said in a hollow voice.

Due to his reaction, it immediately hit me that this guy too, had paid more than the CD was worth.

He then came across like he had gone out of his way to do me this big favor. One I’d never asked for.

Why on earth would I even dream of not buying it elsewhere if given the chance? Why in the world would I wait for him to make the sale?

Let’s be clear here: It was just a CD. One that never sold well, was out of print, and would likely be ignored by many. It didn’t have market value, it had value to me.

I didn’t feel sorry for him, I felt insulted.

Why would he presume that I’d be such a desperate chump for something? Why was he so confident I could be suckered?

Everything has a relative value, doesn’t he know that?

If I was restoring a classic dream car, yeah, I might pay a lot of money for an original part. Maybe even 5 times as much just to end my search for something so rare. The car (bike, house, boat, whatever) has a far greater relative value.

He began grumbling, he was so deeply put out.

I left and never returned.

Unrelated to me, he closed his shop a few years later. I wondered if he went down bitching about people who say they want something but don’t want to pay for it?

END


wb2016You won’t pay a small fortune when you buy my book, WILLOW BLUE.
It’s my second collection of critically acclaimed short stories with all of the Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem, you’ve come to expect (or should by now). Available in paperback for $8.00 or in Kindle for only $1.99. Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free! The tales will last you longer than latte!

Own it and want more? Buy
PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection.
It’s a veritable trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller tales – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (AmazonBarnes & NobleDiesel!ndigoiTunesKoboBooksSmashwordsWHSmith, and more).
Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free!

Have you become a fan?

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself, as well as  John Carpenter, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, also the late  Ray Bradbury, Wes Craven, plus many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.

 

I’m Also Elsewhere…


You go to a website. Box comes up wanting permission to track you (unless you default to cookies on all the time).

Website wants you to login, register, they want your email, your Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook account. They want your email!

But I don’t.

I run Feo Amante’s Horror Thriller.

What’s that? If you are into fictional Horror, Thriller, Mystery, and Suspense, then
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So if you like it here, you might love it there!

What Is A Jedi?


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Yeah, but Luke always did things his own way.

When Yoda told Luke to stay out of the fight, don’t face Vader, and maybe let his friends die, Luke basically said, “Jedi’s aren’t cowards. See ya!” And took off with R2D2 to do exactly what he wanted. And why? Because Obi Wan always told Luke to “Trust his feelings”.

Join us now as Luke’s X-Wing takes off, leaving behind a clearly perturbed Yoda, who  snarls,

“Why Sith that Lord of son! Think he is, who does?”

Obi Yawn materializes saying,
“… Ahh… Nope. I… I’m sorry, what?”

Yoda, shaking with rage,
“Think who does he is? Jedi Me Long Before his lineage was!”

“Oh… the curt dressing down he gave you. Yes, that was… hmm. That’s certainly him.”

“Too his father like! Much anger I sense!”

“I’d say more naive, overconfident, and a bit arrogant. Well, that’s what destroying a Death Star on your own will do to you.”

“No! NO! Much in him Anger Sensing! GRRR! ANGER!”

“Okay, Master Yoda. Although in fairness, you never took out a moon-size Death Star. Not so much as a tugboat”

“Hm! HM! Matters not!”

“Yes, well. Anyway, that boy is our last hope.”

“No, there is another.”

“Ho! You didn’t mangle that sentence, did you? But you can’t be talking about Leia.”

“Leia is.”

“One of these cold swamp stones has more human compassion than her. Leia saw her home planet blown to dust, billions of her people, their history, everything wiped out, and in minutes she was over it like that!”

Obi tries to snap his fingers.
“Like… that!”
several times, but fails.

Yoda sighs deeply.empire-yoda-obiwan “Ghost you are, remember? Physical not.”

“Oh, right.”

END


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My New Hope is that you’ll buy my book
PERPETUAL BULLET: A Science Fiction Collection?
It’s a veritable trove of previously published Science Fiction Horror Thriller tales – plus bonus stories
Featuring: Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem!
Now on sale for $9.00 in Trade Paperback and in eBook for $1.99 and available for your Android Tablet, iPad, Kindle, Nook, and every other “E”!
Find it at (AmazonBarnes & Noble, iTunes,
KoboBooksSmashwordsWHSmith, and more).
Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free!

There is Another,

Buy WILLOW BLUE. It’s my second collection of critically acclaimed Supernatural and Drama Thriller short stories with all of the Weird Sex, True Love, Monsters and Mayhem, you’ve come to expect (or should by now). Available in paperback for $8.00 or in Kindle for only $1.99. Buy the paperback at Amazon and the Kindle eBook is free! The tales will last you longer than latte!

Tear your wallet apart until you buy this!

Look for my story Cedo Looked Like People, in the anthology, FEAR THE REAPER, edited by Joe Mynhardt. Available from Crystal Lake Publishing and available in Print for $12.99 or eBook for $2.99.

I find your lack of reading material disturbing

Also available from Crystal Lake Publishing, the film making guidebook, HORROR 201: The Silver Scream. Reap the rewards of movie making experience from the likes of Myself, as well as  John Carpenter, Tom Holland, Jeffrey Reddick, George A. Romero, Keith Arem, Richard Gray, also the late  Ray Bradbury, Wes Craven, plus many more. $19.99 in Print or $3.99 in eBook.