The Favorite Uncle


Over time the children have learned that I’m not the uncle who brings gifts and to *Never* ask me in front of family, thinking I’ll be cornered by their judgement.

Niece: “Oh! Uncle Eddie! You know what you can get me for my Birthday?!?”
Me: “Some mouthwash?”bartender

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