IF SOMEONE HAS MORE…
Satire on the “If Someone Has More Than Me” meme-
If A Man has a House Stacked to the Ceiling with Newspapers, We Call Him Crazy
If A Woman has a Trailer House full of Cats, We Call Her Nuts
When People Pathologically Hoard so much Cash that they Impoverish Others, We put them on the cover of Fortune Magazine and pretend they are Role Models
If Someone has a House Stacked to the Ceiling with Books, Ok, Where ever this is going, I Think I’m Being Insulted!