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DEAR PARANOID PEOPLE…


Dear Paranoid People...

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one…what’s your plan?

Assuming it’s a stranger who has no business being there, I’ll throw my body on top of them, wrapping them in the shower curtain, and while they are trapped, beat their head against the ceramic tile and metal faucets until they stop struggling.

If the person is a friend or family member who has no business being there, I’ll tell their Mom.

“You were gonna murder me? I’m telling your Mother!”

But I usually check behind the shower curtain because I’m paranoid about spiders.


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