Thank You For Comcasting
Tech Support: “If there’s nothing else, then thank you for choosing Comcast and you have a great day.”
Me: “Wait! Wait! Choosing Comcast? You mean, I finally have a choice? ”
Tech Support: “Ha! Ha! No. That’s just something we say. We have a government sanctioned monopoly that allows us to own all home Internet usage in your area.”
Me: “Starbucks doesn’t have that. They have Google.”
Tech Support: “Lol! Well they’re a business, aren’t they? You’re talking influential business money now.”
Me: “Wait! I have a business license.”
Tech Support: “LMBO! That’s great sir. Well you just donate to your state senator’s campaign war chest and I’m sure they’ll get right on it. Until then, thank you for living on Comcast turf, bitch .”
Thank you for choosing to buy my book
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