WB Big Cheese: “We need to lose money in a really *really* big way! But we need to make it look like a calculated gamble. So find me a director who hasn’t had a hit in at least 10 years and has zero audience.”
Board Suit01: “Do you really need to ask?”
WB Big Cheese: “Heh! Heh! No.”
Strikes a dramatic finger pointing pose to infinity and beyond
WB Big Cheese: “Get me the Warchowski Brothers!”
Board Suit02: “They’re not brothers anymore.”
WB Big Cheese: “Oh, right… er… sisters.”
Board Suit03: “One is still a guy.”
WB Big Cheese: “Ah… uh… oh fuck it! Just get me the freakshow!”
Overly melodramatic gasp goes up from everyone at the table.
WB Big Cheese: “OoooOOooh! Am I going to get Sea Lioned by (finger quotes with a knowing wink & smirk) North Korea?”
Big laugh around the table.
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