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Testing One’s Faith


BartenderJAMIE COOTS, ‘Snake Salvation’ Reality Star, Dies From Snake Bite
Jamie Coots, who starred on “Snake Salvation” — a National Geographic reality show about Pentecostal preachers who handle snakes as part of their services — died Saturday after being bitten by one of the snakes, Kentucky’s WBIR reports.

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Meanwhile, somewhere in a garage –
HUSBAND: “Let’s see… should I test my faith in God by handling deadly snakes or moving mountains?”
*FLIP*
HUSBAND: “Hm. Tails: Snakes. Well that was a practice run. I’ll go again.”
*FLIP*
HUSBAND: “Tails again. Either God is telling me to go with snakes or … stop gambling with my faith? (shouts to his wife in the main house)
SAY HONEY?”
WIFE: “Yeah?”
HUSBAND: “Anything in the Bible about testing your faith and God?
WIFE: “Well, there’s Luke 4:12!”
HUSBAND: “Luke? Oh! Yeah, that’s right. ‘Do not test the Lord thy God.'”
WIFE: “Matthew 4:7!”
HUSBAND: “Right Again! ‘You are not to put the Lord your God to the test.’ Thanks, Baby! I Got It Now! Duh! What was I think-?”
WIFE: “Pretty much the entire Chapter 2 of Deuteronomy!”
HUSBAND: “RIGHT! I GOT IT, Honey! Thanks!”
WIFE: “All of Deuteronomy, Chapter 3!”
HUSBAND: “I SAID I GOT IT, HONEY!
WIFE: “Deuteronomy 6:16, Psalm 106:14 -”
HUSBAND: “I GOT IT, BABE! THANKS! EVER! SO!”
WIFE: “- Malachi 3:15, 1 Corinthians 10:9…!”
HUSBAND: (sotto voce) “oh god damn it.”

END

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