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The Perfect Weapon


I invented the perfect weapon years ago. It renders inoperable all combustive fuel weapons (bullets, rockets, missiles, etc.). It’s wireless-ly hooked up to a hacked GPS, via my cross-talk application, that allows me planet-wide access to foreign and domestic satellites in orbit: Even the ones that are obsolete and no longer in official use. If its still up there, and can still transmit, I can use it

When I press my finger down on the button, all combustible weapons, across the face of the earth, fail to work. When I remove my finger from the button, they all operate again.

I got bored with it a while back, but sometimes I reach up and press the button when I walk by.

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