The Perfect Weapon
I invented the perfect weapon years ago. It renders inoperable all combustive fuel weapons (bullets, rockets, missiles, etc.). It’s wireless-ly hooked up to a hacked GPS, via my cross-talk application, that allows me planet-wide access to foreign and domestic satellites in orbit: Even the ones that are obsolete and no longer in official use. If its still up there, and can still transmit, I can use it
When I press my finger down on the button, all combustible weapons, across the face of the earth, fail to work. When I remove my finger from the button, they all operate again.
I got bored with it a while back, but sometimes I reach up and press the button when I walk by.
This entry was posted on January 13, 2011 by Eddie's Blogfolio. It was filed under Uncategorized and was tagged with bullets, button, combustible, combustive, domestic, earth, foreign, fuel, GPS, missiles, operate, perfect weapon, rockets, satellites, transmit, weapon, wireless.