Science Fiction Tuesday!
A horrible tragedy could have been avoided if they’d just have listened.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: The Call of Cthulhu
Just look away and think happy thoughts.
Everybody loves Flash Gordon
Dispatch war Rocket Ajax!
As long as “Crazy Face” Clinton keeps making this mug, I’ll keep Flashing her!
Exterminate!
OMG! It has spread to the child!
I warned you what I’d do…
Or maybe it’s the child’s fault?
Voltron Power NOW!
Stands for everyone of us!
Wait! What was Phase One?!?
It’s totally different once you know what he was saying.
Let all the tribes of Mongo live in peace
A passionate fan
Seriously. As long as she keeps making that face…
It comes with a warranty!
But it WAS Scientifically accurate!
Don’t make any sudden moves.
We all have our “special” spots
Voted most likely to…
And the girl robots can’t stay away!
Age does not a classic make
The Stupid kept getting in the way of my enjoying this
And if so, why?
Which was a shame no matter how you look at it
Toe. Step. Step. ARGH!
At least lose the hat
What started off so well could end so badly…
And our quarters can’t save us!
I Was There When It All Changed!
Back in November of 2001, when the world for U.S. citizens had so abruptly changed, I worked on base as a civilian for the Army.
It wasn’t that big a deal, my job: Just handling the base intranet, building pages in CF, and such.
When the Commander’s Conference came up and a roomful of elites were to be given dossiers, I was tasked with burning the information CDs they would have in their folders. So while the CDs burned, I designed covers for the cases and a matching CD label.
The day the base conference ended, my boss came up to me, congratulated me on the cover design, and said,
“Next time, don’t go to all that trouble with a CD design.”
Thinking we were still on the Compliment Range, I said,
“Aw, it was no trouble.”
In a voice edged with a bit more severity, she said,
“Don’t go to all that trouble. Again.”
That second time I caught her gist and said,
“Yes m’am!”
Someday there will be a movie where a bunch of staunch military types will look at their dossier trimmed in nice, apropos designer graphics. And at some point in some conversation, someone will speak of that movie and say, “That scene was so stupid. I was in the military and NOBODY would design Conference dossiers like THAT!”
And I’ll be obliged to say,
“Well, not anyMORE!”
Star Trek Sunday!
Sulu hated getting shots…
Okay, so he couldn’t dance…
Kirk was a Master
Did they all die in the last episode?
The gamesters won, we lost
If only there were 8 more just like her!
Nobody ever knew where Guinan kept the good stuff
Picard had it well in hand
Tarantino had his Child Prodigy days
In Mordor, Frodo and Samwise were in the dark in many ways
Even Kirk has his limits
Thanks to Kirk, there were quite a few alternate timelines
He was a Fu Master, seriously
Actually, Kirk WAS The Dude of his time
Data was all about the 8bit
Kirk: He wasn’t logical, but he WAS Direct.
There were many planets and many cultures
Lt. Uhura is the Original “Forever Alone”
Mr. Spock had… issues
Old Masters
So strut like a Boss!
Do the Time Warp Again!
Albert was pretty good at this…
Not as easy as it sounds…
Stupid mammals…
And some of us have heard some whoppers…
He was a considerate beast, but he was still a Beast.
It gets better!
Evil loves Dennys
STAR WARS Saturday!
Leia was such a princess…
Darth Vader knew what it was to be hurt…
Obi Wan: closer to the Family Guy version than you’d like…!
Tarkin thought: ‘Don’t say Rabble! Don’t say Rabble! Don’t say Roo…’
The insanely best of both worlds…
Someone else will be the new Admiral…
Grand Muff Clinton…
Darth Perry…
Wrestling has its own universe…
Ackbar weighs in on the second set…
Not all movies could cash in on the Star Wars phenomenon, but some came close.
Han Solo has his own code…
When Sax Attax
